If you’ve got nice teeth and five-and-a-half inches of fury in your pants, consider yourself a made man.
A new survey asked women to name the sexiest physical features on a man. A good smile came in first . . . and AVERAGE-SIZED JUNK came in second.
That’s right: The researchers found average-sized junk was WAY more desirable than larger junk.
The rest of the most attractive physical features are: Short hair . . . big hands . . . a nice back . . . muscular arms . . . and facial hair.
Okay. So straight women like a smile and average junk. What are lesbian women into?
Their pick for the sexiest physical feature is also a good smile. Number two? Average-sized breasts. Number three? An average-sized butt.