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FRISKY FRIDAY FARCE OR FACT? The Smaller a Man’s Jewels, the Bigger His Bank Account

The smaller a man’s “jewels,” the more money he makes – according to a new study.  Men who are more than eight inches down there earn an average of $35,700 a year . . . and salary goes up as package size goes down.  Men with a three-inch feature earn the most, at $76,780.

 

Does SIZE matter?  Or…  WHAT size matters:  The size of a man’s package . . . or the size of his bank account?

According to a very important new study, published in The Sun, the smaller a man is in the pants, the more money he makes.

The OnBuy.com survey commissioned 997 men, to answer questions about work, salary, and package size, to see if there is a correlation between size and salary.

The researchers found that men who are packing more than eight inches, down there, earn an average of $35,700 a year.

Every time you drop an inch, a man’s average salary goes up . . . until you get to men who are only THREE INCHES pulling in an average of $76,780 a year.  Yes, they make twice as much as the guys with giant features.

The study also found that the smaller your junk is, the more likely it is that you’ve been promoted in the past five years.

Expand your knowledge, here:  (The Sun)

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