Kellogg’s likely hears some waffling from executives, about now…  The breakfast food giant just started selling new blue waffles, here and in the U.K.  But there’s a BIG problem:  They’re called “Mermaid Waffles” and they have a blue raspberry flavor.


But apparently Kellogg’s didn’t look up “blue waffle” in Urban Dictionary before they launched these…  Because it turns out that’s a slang term for . . . well . . . for lady parts that are struggling with an STD.  Oops.



(Here’s a picture of the waffles.  NOT of the slang definition of “blue waffle.”  Whatever you do, do NOT type that into a Google Image search.)



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