How much do you like ranch dressing? The Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing company has a Christmas gift this year called “Ranch for Life.” For just $900 you get a small refrigerator stocked with 25 bottles of ranch dressing. Every year from 2021 through 2024 you’ll get 25 more bottles delivered straight to your doorstep, 100 bottles total. Then, starting in 2025, you’ll score either $600 in cash back or a gift card so you can keep on buying more ranch dressing, presumably through the rest of your life, although someone has done the math: if an 8oz bottle of ranch costs $1, the $600 payment will get you a bottle every month for 50 years. Here’s the complete story from Mashed.