Man Charged with Assault for Tossing a Pickle from a Car
A man in Vermont finds himself in quite a pickle – after he was arrested for throwing a pickle from his moving vehicle, which hit a highway worker.
Carl Hoffman, the 59-year-old highway worker was struck by the pickle, and suffered pain from it. No word how fast the vehicle was going, when a passenger in the car – which was traveling south on U.S. 7 – tossed the gherkin. Or, it could have been any one of the following – the report doesn’t specify: Dill, Gherkin, Cornichon, Brined, Kosher Dill, Polish, Hungarian, Lime, Bread and Butter, Swedish and Danish, or Kool-Aid Pickle.
Troopers later caught the vehicle, and arrested the passenger: Christoph Hermannsdoerfer of Massachusetts. He was charged with simple assault; and had to appear in court, there, the following month, for his part in the whole “dill.”