Back to the Pole: One of the first strip clubs to re-open in the country is in Wyoming. The strippers are wearing masks – and keeping them on, even as they take off all of their their clothes.
Get This Off My Chest: There was a 15% decrease in the number of breast enhancement surgeries last year . . . and a 34% increase in women having breast implants removed. Meanwhile… 29% of people say it makes them self-conscious to wear a face mask in public. And requests for cosmetic surgery on the part of the face, above the mask, have gone way up.
Oh, Baby: A woman in Kentucky gave birth in a hospital parking lot last week . . . and her husband used a face mask to tie off the umbilical cord.
“Let’s Go Dutch”: The public health department in the Netherlands is advising single people to make an arrangement with one person, as a “Friend With Benefits,” or FWB, soyou can safely see each other and get-it-on as the pandemic continues.
It had to be 69: Ironically, 69% of couples are no longer making out (or seeking “the Big O”), during this Big Q – quarantine. Experts think it’s because all the anxiety over the situation is affecting sex drives, negatively. At the beginning, it was frisky more often than usual. Now: meh.
Turn-Ons: Some single people have started including their coronavirus antibody test results in their online dating profiles to help them improve their chances.
Skin Hunger: That’s a real thing, now. It’s a desire to be touched and have human contact . . . and apparently a lot of people are suffering from it during the pandemic.